Muse with Art

Start of a new (and probably short) era

2005-04-18T16:09:00.000+01:00

Ladies and gentlemen, due to popular* demand and a fullfillment of the Pope's last request, i'm restarting my wonderful blog......well, kinda.It's a new blog, but it'll pretty much be the same. 'Cept flashier and generaly cooler. A lot of the crap here has & will be put there as well.Bare in mind it's still under constuction and has yet to recieve any original stuff. But it will soon.Go and see!!

End of a rather short era

2005-01-29T22:59:00.000Z

Okay, I'm shutting this blog down. No point doing it anymore. I wanna post more personal things and the impersonal things are the things no one cares about. I might start up another, but that would be just for me as like, a private journal. If you can do that... I don't actually know how to shut this site down properly, so it'll still be here if you wanna look at Cerberus or whatever lol

Quote of the day

2005-01-29T16:57:00.000Z

"We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France." - The Duke of Wellington Truer words were never spoken...

Robin 'Red' Hood?

2005-01-23T14:20:00.000Z

I'm sure everyone's heard the classic fable turned legend turned myth of the great hero Robin Hood. We all know of Little John, Maid Marion, Ol' Tuck, Will Scarlet and his loyal band of merry men. Not to mention the nasty sheriff of Nottingham and the evil Prince John!! (and Sir Hiss) It's always a great story, no matter which version you hear. On the one hand you have the heroic Robin Hood and

Quick Photo Update

2005-01-23T14:04:00.000Z

Brand new to my sidebar is a photo album of Me & My Family. Some goodens and some badens of me and me humble relatives. Also my Cerberus and Camp Dudes & Dudettes albums have been updated with extra jolly good picos. And if you want to know what I look like at my very, VERY worst, check out the stoned colection on Jamibu's blog... lovely... :S

"Sugar and spice, and all things nice"

2005-01-20T00:04:00.000Z

The highway of life, despite its many pot-holes, idiot drivers that try to cut you off and traffic-jams, is generally pretty straight forward. Sure, you can pick and choose which lane to want to go in, but ultimately, they all end at the same place. The direction is clear... You're born, you go to school, work, retire and then die. Okay, some may skip a few of those steps, but they're still on

P.T.S.F

2005-01-18T18:40:00.000Z

*Knock, Knock* "Hello sir, would you like to see what double glaze-" *BANG* As of this-afternoon, i'm an official gun owner. I have my licence, my gun and my American passport. I am now officially 'Badass'! So, some friendly advice to salesmen, burglers, unwanted guests and people who overstay their welcome: If you hear the words "Get my gun..." that's your 1st warning... When i've got my gun

More pics

2005-01-17T23:02:00.000Z

Right, i've just started a new photo album. It's of Camp Dudes & Dudettes. (that is, people I know from camps and youthweekends that I go to... not that they're camp... though some are... *coff* james *coff* ;)) anyway, it's in its youth, so only 10 pictures for now. But it will expand when my computer stops being so damn slow!

An Artful Rant - The french

2005-01-16T19:33:00.000Z

"Of all the crosses I have to bear, the heaviest is the Cross of Lorraine" - Churchill on Charles De Gaulle. Right, were do I begin with my incoherent anti-french ramblings??? SOOOO much ground to cover... will my attention span hold up? Lets find out... 1st of all, Iraq. Ok, now don't get me wrong, the fact that they disagreed to it doesn't bother me... lots of people did (like Jonny 'the

fresh post

2005-01-15T23:19:00.000Z

right, ive been bitched at for not posting for ages... (people actually read this?!?) so here i am posting!! sorry, i just can't post unless im in the right mood. but i shall OH, OH, OH, my frog's won like, 4 races in a row!! :D KICK ASS!!! and Jonothan, i'll see about making the font bigger for your delicate eyes :)

general update

2005-01-10T18:54:00.000Z

Right... 1st off, I wont bother with racing frog updates anymore. I have like, a million results to add and I cant be arsed... sufice to say he has yet to come 1st... git... Everyone go check out me mate Jamibu's (not his real name for the record) blog. He claimes I didn't inspire it, but I think he's a filthy, filthy lier!! But read his blog anyway :) Gun Update Went shooting with my very

"I like to be in America, ok by me in America" etc etc

2005-01-10T18:44:00.000Z

or in other words: "I would like to be in America..." But no, i'm stuck here in the land where the sun refuses to shine and the rivers flow with Tea and warm beer. Now my mum and sister... they're in the land where the sun never sets and guns are given away as free gifts when you buy home insurence! needless to say, i'm a tad jelous <--- Green means envy but i'll be going in march, FOR MY

My 1st post in ages!

2005-01-10T18:38:00.000Z

right, this is my 1st post in ages!! (if the title didn't give it away) let us all dance and sing in honour of this

Christmas Crackers

2004-12-28T21:28:00.000Z

Here are some nice lame jokes, curtisy of 'El Cheepo Crackers' Q: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish at Christmas? A: Sandy Claws! ha ha ha... wasn't that hillarious?? well, because I know you loved that so much, here are some more side-splitters to enjoy... Q: What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake? A: Tarzipan! Q: Why was Santa's

...and we all fall down

2004-12-28T21:15:00.000Z

I aint one of those people who particularly hates bugs... I don't "ewww" or scream when I see one, no matter how ugly or hairy... and I don't normally take time out of my busy schedule to play the ol' 'Squish squish' game with them... but in the case of the Flu bug, i'll gladly make an exception! That bug has made the big mistake of pissing me off! Me... A gun owner... pissed off!! I'll do more

Have a Merry Capatalist Christmas

2004-12-25T16:39:00.000Z

To all Non-French, Communists and Hippies, I wish a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! ... To hippies I wish a moderately good Christmas... ... To Frenchmen I don't wish a particularly bad Christmas, but not a particularly good one either... ...And to Communists, I wish this to be their last Christmas. For everyday a communist lives, baby Jesus cries... Thank you, and to all a good night.

An Artful Review - Fahrenheit 9/11

2004-12-22T17:24:00.000Z

Clip of U.S. Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice : "There is a tie between Iraq and what happened on 9/11" Full quote : "Oh, indeed there is a tie between Iraq and what happened on 9/11. It's NOT that Saddam Hussien was somehow himself and his regime involved in 9/11, but, if you think about what caused 9/11, it is the rise of ideologies of hatred that lead people to drive airplanes into

Racing Frog Update

2004-12-20T17:56:00.000Z

Day 23 : A shameful 3rd at Hopper Hill... dissgusting. It was the Superfrog as well... he did much better this time round... still lost by a mile though. Day 24 : 2nd at Snake Ally. pathetic. Racing Frog website

Treeeeeeeeeeee!!!

2004-12-19T15:42:00.000Z

Ahhh... NOW it feels like Christmas :) Just finished decorating our *coff* fake *coff* Tree with my sister. It's our tradition... we ALWAYS decorate the fake tree together. When Dad put up the fake tree Sarah wasn't back from Uni yet... he wanted me to decorate it then and there!! Can you believe that!?!? Naturaly I refused and promptly spat in his face... he didn't like that... but, I still won

2004-12-19T15:41:00.000Z

The tree with my lovely sister, Sarah.

2004-12-19T15:39:00.000Z

Harrier Doin the Hover

Things to do before I die. #1: Harrier

2004-12-18T18:29:00.000Z

Anyone that's looked in the 'war' section of pics on my sidebar, will probaly have worked out I like military stuff... particually jets... they make WOOOSH-ing nosies, go real fast, look awesome and dammit, they're just so cool!!!! but for me, one jet beats out the others for pure coolness... and that's the Harrier Jump Jet. As flown by the British, Americans, Italians, Indians, Spanish and one

Racing frog update

2004-12-18T17:51:00.000Z

Day 21 : Came in 2nd at gangrene gorge. Day 22 : Back down to 3rd :( *grumble* Ive come to the conclusion that there is like, one frog that keeps winning all these races. A super Frog if you will... one that's effectivly unbeatable... no doubt trained by a veteran racer. If this Frog were to say, meet with a tragic end, i'm pretty sure Artoro the Toad would suddanly start bringing in the gold..

Super fun happy weapon of death

2004-12-18T17:34:00.000Z

YAY!! my arms hurt, BUT I DONT CARE!!!!!! 'cause I just shot the living crap out of a bunch a stupid clay pigeons today!! :D with my brand spanking new shotgun!!! ...and it felt goooood... it's still not home yet though. Still waiting on my licence. soon though... soon i'll have my baby with me. hmm... need to give it a name... *thinks* girls one preferbly... bah, can't think right now! Too

Racing Frog Update

2004-12-16T21:10:00.000Z

Been a few days... lets see how that slimey little punk has been doing: Day 15 : 3rd at Hopper Hill. *sigh* Day 16 : 4th at Snake Ally... dude! He's getting worse!! Day 16 pt.2 : SUPERFROG!!!.... and, like before... we shall never speak of it again..... Day 17 : Yet again, 3rd. Gangrene Gorge Day 18 : 2nd!!! I dont believe it!!! *faints* Day 19 : Holy crap... 2nd again!!! come on... just

...3..2..1...

2004-12-14T22:14:00.000Z

oooh... was part of my very first bomb scare yesterday!! On a train home from London we were dumped off on some frozen backwater station untill we could hitch a ride on another train to Amersham. That was fun... ...though on the plus side, I got some hot chocolate and a steak dinner :)

An Artful Review - Philadelphia

2004-12-14T16:35:00.000Z

The cheese! Not that stupid city in the States that stole the name! (is there NO respect for copyright laws anymore?!?) Now, when most people think of Philadelphia Cheese, they normally think of Heaven, pure bliss, Nirvana (state of mind, not the band) and indeed, all things wonderful in this world.... but there's SO much more to this 'holy grail' of cheeses then simple perfection. 1st, you

AH SO!

2004-12-14T16:22:00.000Z

woah... if this is what the Ninja youth are like, I wouldn't want to piss off a fully grown one!!

Racing Frog Update

2004-12-10T16:16:00.000Z

Bah! Humbug... once again 3rd at Scarper flow... Although, my frogs just as ashamed of himself as I am. (I get daily e-mail updates and there are little comments from me frog on them) He says: "i'll never be good enough to win at Superfrog... now that i've givin' up hope, I feel a lot better" About time you faced reality you stupid, worthless, good for nothin', pathetic excuse for a toad! Not

2004-12-09T22:56:00.000Z

Carabien Twizzal Tool

2004-12-09T22:54:00.000Z

Italian Twizzle Tool

Love of Art - Twizzally Things

2004-12-09T22:42:00.000Z

"Twizzally things?!" you say... "what on earth are those??" Well i'll tell you, they're little metal things on chains that, well, twizzle... (I have no idea what they're really called. I figure Twizzally Thing's as good as any name) Now, "why would you have a particular love for such a thing?" I hear you scream... save your lungs, for ALL will be revieled... When I was young... many an eon ago.

Racing Frog Update

2004-12-09T16:43:00.000Z

right, i got a lot to update today... Day 11: He came in 3rd at Hopper Hill... he got a medal, which gets me gold, so I guess I can forgive him. Day 12: Once again 3rd... at snake alley... he hasn't come 2nd in ages!!! come on!! Day 13: 3rd AGAIN!!! DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE..... not cool. Frog stats: 7 medals (maybe more now) fittness score of 892, with; Speed = 217 Stamina = 227 Strength = 228

IT'S FIXED!!

2004-12-09T16:31:00.000Z

YAY!!! let us all dance and sing again, for my blog has been fixed!! with a new paint job... which i'll fix later as I don't like it... so, again I say, "YAY!!!" im a happy little phsyco bunny :)

An Artful Rant - Americans

2004-12-06T23:30:00.000Z

As stated in my profile i'm British AND American. I'm a fully fledged citizen of both nations and have the blood of both flowing through me. So, naturally, I like America and (in general) Americans. And in there lies the reason for this humble rant... I have, and have had, many American friends... Some I've known for a long time, some i've only known for a little while. Some i've been very close

Racing Frog Update

2004-12-06T18:17:00.000Z

Day 7: me silly frog was attacked by a pike! he got thru it ok, but man... if he'd been eaten I would have been crushed!! oh, and that worthless peice of slim covered crap only finnished 4th at snake alley! Day 8: Once again, a pitifull 4th at Gangrene Gorge... what's going on? does he not have the will to win or something?!? Day 9: It was the big one today... SUPERFROG!! Thousands of frogs

Crazy Girl!

2004-12-06T17:18:00.000Z

Today, after I got home from a long and hard day at College I had an e-mail waiting for me... seeing it was from my best friend Rachel... (AKA : Munchkin, sweetie Pie, mistress Simone, Gary and the Plant-Pot Princess) ... I opened it eagerly... Only to find it was hate mail!! Can you believe it?!? HATE MAIL!!!! My bestest buddy sent ME hate mail!!! Now, I can't copy and paste it, so I'll

back to blogging

2004-12-06T17:04:00.000Z

YAY! let us all dance and sing again, for I am home! (well, been home for like, 2 days now, but still...) I was up at Northampton at a youth weekend from friday to saturday. Saw lots of mates and much fun was had! The theme was pizza, so there was much pizza related stuff that was done. (e.g. Pizza eating contest... yum yet yucky) and I had a choc-dib for the 1st time in years :) that was the

Racing Frog update

2004-12-03T15:42:00.000Z

Only 4th at Hopper Hill... you better improve ya slimey good for nothin'!! Or i'll throw you to the French!!!

Jaws

2004-12-02T19:02:00.000Z

Dammit.... i went to stupid dentist today an he said i have to have another stupid filling!! Not my fault though, i have like, a pit in a tooth and the sealent stuff he put in didn't hold up... what a jerk... i'm sooo gunna beat him with a stick if he fails me again!

Racing Frog Update

2004-12-02T11:39:00.000Z

5th PLACE!!!! This will not stand!!! 2 words Artoro the Toad... 'redeem yourself!!'

Art's song of the day

2004-12-01T17:32:00.000Z

'Blurry' - Puddle Of Mudd

x-mas cheer

2004-12-01T16:53:00.000Z

Q: Why was Jesus not born in East Belfast?? A: 'Cause he couldn't find a virgin an 3 wise men! (hehe, soz nikki, had too!)

Never did like Europe much...

2004-12-01T16:35:00.000Z

What's next? "holy crap, are those green eyes??? KILL KILL KILL!!"

25 days... the countdown begins

2004-12-01T16:09:00.000Z

(sung to 5th november song) "remember, remember, the 1st of december, Santa is comming our way, i see no reason, why the holiday season, can't begin today!" wow, i thought that up in like 30 seconds just now! *pride*

An Artfull Review - The Matrix Revolutions

2004-12-01T14:10:00.000Z

Yes, I know it's been out for ages, but I don't care! Im reviewing it anyway dammit!! Review : Matrix Revolutions Cert : 15 Running time : *shrugs* I dunno... didn't time it in the cinima and i sure dont own it! **Warning : Spoiler Alert!**Right, this is my 1st review for this blog and I wanted to start it on a high note... but we don't always get what we want, do we?This film stinks. No two

Racing Frog Update

2004-12-01T14:00:00.000Z

2nd place at Gangrene gorge... damn you Artoro the toad! (my frogs name) when will you place 1st?!? I wish there was some way you could savagly beat your frog when he fails you...

new picos

2004-11-30T19:45:00.000Z

YAY! brand spanking new pics have just been added to me sidebar.... this time on war related stuff... HORAY!

Puppy Power!!!

2004-11-30T17:51:00.000Z

(Yuck... I hate Scrappy Doo) Anyway, on me sidebar I now have a collection of pictures of the cutest pup on the planet! My little Jack Russel called 'Cerberus' (heh, get it? my idea of a joke...) So, GO LOOK and oogle at his cuteness... not many pics right now, but many more will come over time.

An Artfull rant - seven

2004-11-30T17:10:00.000Z

Ahh... seven... to some, it is just a number, like any other... to others it has biblical meaning (eg. 777) and is even favoured by many... to me; it's a foul, steaming, putrid, turd of a number!! I can't lie, I hate it. I see it's evil shape and my blood boils... 7 <---- Look at it. REALLY look at it... now you tell me it's not the numerical equivilent of Hitler!! Seven days to create the

Gun update

2004-11-30T16:51:00.000Z

I'm allll excited!! :D I just went to gun place and got myself fitted out with a gun. (i say fitted out, 'cause I need to get one that's suited to my size, hight etc...) It's a Beretta made, double barrled, trap-gun. And it's real perdy... It's all payed for now (as an early(ish) Christmas prezzie) so all I gotta do is send away the forms and get my licence... then I can bring that bad boy home

Racing Frogs

2004-11-30T12:44:00.000Z

Two days ago I got sent an e-mail by Chris, attached to it was a link to something called 'Racing Frogs'. It's a little juvinile thing but fun all the same. You get to train, feed, buy stuff for, and design your frog. And everyday he'll race other frogs. Yeah, i know, it's sad and lame... but SCREW YOU I like it!! :P Anywho, i'll be updating my frogs progress on a regular basis. Day 1: He came

Cruise

2004-11-29T23:04:00.000Z

Last week I went on a jolly wee cruise around the Carrabien! and that was sooooo cool... I went snorkling, horse-back riding in the ocean, swam with stingrays, went in a submariene, went in a helicopter, the boat was like 82,000 tons and everything baby! i'll be putting in a photo album with a load of pictures soon :)

2004-11-29T18:09:00.000Z

Something like my gun

1st step to my gun!

2004-11-29T17:49:00.000Z

Today I got home from College and what did I have waiting for me? A big gun case and documents I have to sign for my gun licence... the word is, YAY! I'm on my way to getin' a gun, Doo dar, doo dar, won't be long till I have my gun, Oh da doo dar day, HEY! above is a wee picture of what my gun will look like.. (with a few differences... havnt got a picture of my actual gun yet...)

My 1st Blogday!

2004-11-29T02:07:00.000Z

Let us all dance and sing, for I have my own blog now... it will include many wonderus and exciting things!!

Ive been beaten...

2004-11-28T23:16:00.000Z

Okay, it's not actually possible ive disscovered. Need a real website for that I guess... that blows... aw well, that's life. Real blogging will comence tomorow

grrrr

2004-11-28T18:58:00.000Z

This is a pain in the butt... i need to get stupid link things set up and i dont know how! :( GRRRRRRRRRRR