Tuesday, January 18, 2005

P.T.S.F

*Knock, Knock* "Hello sir, would you like to see what double glaze-" *BANG*

As of this-afternoon, i'm an official gun owner. I have my licence, my gun and my American passport. I am now officially 'Badass'!

So, some friendly advice to salesmen, burglers, unwanted guests and people who overstay their welcome:

If you hear the words "Get my gun..." that's your 1st warning...

When i've got my gun, it's not there so I can show it off... it's your 2nd warning...

And if I say "You have 10 seconds to get off my property" that means you have 3 seconds... so start running!

There, you've been warned.

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