Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Christmas Crackers

Here are some nice lame jokes, curtisy of 'El Cheepo Crackers'

Q: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish at Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws!

ha ha ha... wasn't that hillarious?? well, because I know you loved that so much, here are some more side-splitters to enjoy...

Q: What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
A: Tarzipan!

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: he had low elf esteem!

Q: Who carries a sack a bites people?
A: Santa Jaws!

Q: What's the difference between a lighthouse Keeper, a thief and a pot of glue?
A: One watches over seas, and one seizes watches!
Q: And the pot of glue??
A: Ahh, that's where you get stuck!

hohoho, hehehe, hahaha and many other forms of laughter as well!!

Go tell your perents, your brothers, your sisters and grandchildren!!!

What? They wern't THAT bad were they?? Were they?!?!

*hangs head in shame*


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